Friday, September 5, 2008

palintologyst: knee deep in bending knees

She is a hypocrite deluxe; another professed pro-lifer who thinks war is "a task from GOD" and is ready to execute humans convicted of certain crimes.GOP leaders are absolutely anti-family.and in general, for business reasons, unwilling to fund programs for the disabled, the homeless, war veterans, and unwed mothers.

palin is a pentacostal tongue-wagger in a parka-pantsuit.snake oil!

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i suppose palin and mccain will cease all business with China who as a communist atheist nation persecutes Christians and other religions, and has a 1 child policy.forced abortions by the minute in china!

free-trade fascists make interesting bedfellows.

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if "the iraq war is a task from God" according to Palin, isn't raising her 5 children also some worthy task?

it takes a village to vet a VP.and change her clubbed baby-sealskin diapers.

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i am a new acolyte of palintology. i was branded by the tongues of chuck norris, karl rove, jackoff abramoff, and ronald Mcdumsfeld.

i will get naked and play hucky with anyone else if they are in an airport bathroom stall.

i will take messages from God or Cheney, whomelver is present, and will loosen my nukes in Pro-family certitude.

i will serve our vast alaksan roadkill surplus to the new federal system of detainment centers for union members, hippies, teachers, and especially, the innocent postborn children of everyone.

i will keep having babies into my 80s and let my aides care for them with formulas i shall invent from labs in space.

i will allow human hunting to resume in the lower 48, after i return from washington.

i will name my husband as oil minister for eternity, cuz he works for Britian.

i shall be ice-fishing on mars with tom cruise and selleck with thermonucklar deevices, so leave a message with God if you have some cash to wire me.

Speaking in tongues is fun when you are a hyrdra!

i will study my erasable past and fix the facets later...with a slab of commandment cement over the entire tundra of the the the euniverse!!

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in deep study of me and my payments, i am demanding all the ice that has been stolen from between my thighs be reapplied to the polar-fleece factories where the bipolar bears are fleeced.

snake oil must be drilled, drilled, and redrilled....over the corpses of all creatures of the sea, all the postborn slave fodder as well....

hillary shall join me at my side, as soon as we get stitched-up in Juno, the new Vegas of the Uhroar-ee- Boreeeealice.

reality has never had such a bizarre element of impending apocalypse

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