If they need it more

 Put on a little weight

And some wrinkly underwear 

Tie a double knot shoe 

You've time to spare 

Feed the squirrel yer first bite, give crow yer last 

Try less to be harder 

Go soft on the dingbats 

Smile till it hurts 

Drive 3 under the limit 

Throw back that old cat he'll be there next year 

Call the cops for sugar and bring it back, a nice hot cookie 

Throw the bum a dime even Stanford slime gotta do time when they steal billions 

Lend your day a treehouse 

Burn off that big pile of bills

Pretend someone's smarter if they need it more than you do, you can't, we will.

SE pdx

 Brainish die-off special drawing rights 

Master class yield extricate 

Spanner contend glister 

Donkey phosphatase outstay 

Blast general-assembly shell 

Assertedly defense shipment

Blaspheme diving spruce

Frustrated manipulable triliteral 

Speak hive fervent 

 Stop n go subtle goulash 

Breeze candle grains of paradise 

Precipitous instauration empty 

Superficiality harvest denotation 

Bracket cadaver digger wasp 

Canny circumcenter heaven 

SE pdx 

Dada 

Houston

 

"Quaint French Bookstore’s Violent Dog Problem Turns Deadly" 

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"The owner of a children’s bookshop on the Upper East Side had a German shepherd, Syko, who was known to attack other pets. His latest victim, Baby the toy poodle, died."  

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"There's no bad dogs, just bad owners." 

There's not false aphorisms, just complacent understanding.