You best clear off my land
You filthy stinking bum
You'll get not a speck from me
Cork off that flask of rum
I've no pity for your lot
Neither had my father
Best skirt the town don't want you round
An eyesore not worth the bother
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The moonlight in the lake
Their oxen cut in half
They crossed the land and then their hearts left a crying wake
Hounds too close gave chase
And men with torch and staff
Banging pots and pans to run them from the place
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You best go down the road
It's one way away from here
My shotgun's got your name
Carved in deep and clear
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The church was full of cheer
The candles warmly glow
The alms fell from their palms into the pastor's beer
Spirit filled the air, men nodded off and on
The pews still smelled of varnish
The sermon a humble con
Outside the mangey loiter
Their clothes mere shreds of rag
They built the walls around the town of stone in servitude and goiter
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You best crawl low and fast
The fence it zaps and bites
Your skin blends in the evening dim and no one years your shout
Your papers keep them safe
There in the mothers bodice
It's the first place constable looks
We're dumb but not a novice
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You best slink off my block
You cardboard canning man
Can't run two nickles twixt your calloused crooked thumbs
My pappy bought this farm
And tore your hovel down
Three centuries wet and you still don't get why wars are never won
The maga on my hat
They put me in the corner
My school is way too queer tell Mickey he's a goner
The hanging chad we worship
And sharpie magic fix
Built the dimwit deeper dim to show their flaxen face
Golf pants full of rubles
Florida sinks the land
Cuba looking better than Tampa's steroid glands
You best get off my dune
You condo falling down
My bribes undid every building code I'll Sue if you slander
The climate only changes if Lord doth willeth so
I drained the swamp with holy grace
You get no vote to sayeth no
Your canoe made of bark
Can eat my musket ball
The trail of tears that's still so gay go lobby Mr Mark
The Foley and Pam Bondi
They went to Trump U.
Just stamp your foot in the toilet
You'll hear the rubles diversity
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You best get off my rights
You hollow piece of crap
We'll vote with fists and gerrymander the map
Your Mr tater face
The famine overcame
Indentured ignorance
Goofy gets the blame
